Life as a human being in these meat suits that we run around in is hard freakin work and a journey that we’re not supposed to take alone. I’m a strong independent woman, so why the heck would I need a unicorn to support me? Why? Because everyone does!!!
I’m so grateful that I bent so far in the wrong direction that I almost broke myself because that was the point when I realized that I really did need help. Because of the support of my unicorns (unicorns are my magical life, business and health coaches that totally get me, support me, kick my ass and love me up) no matter how strong the winds blow now, I don’t break anymore. My roots are strong as hell and when I get tired, I’ve got the support I need to stay standing. When I fall down, they’re there to dust me off and pick me up. The unicorn coaches I’ve worked with are the boogie to my woogie.
I’ve told them that they undercharged me because their guidance was worth at least ten million dollars. I got the deal of the century.
With their help, they helped me to see how much of an impact I have just by being myself. My coaching, writing and retreats were worth millions too, so I’ve got a special deal just for you. I’m inviting you to call the Rock Your Life-Line and do some one on one sessions with me for only ten million dollars. Just kidding!
I came up with a list of why working with me might be the best thing you’ve ever done since deciding to go to your first Phish show, but first let me tell you about the latest and greatest way of working with me (which will be super limited because I’ve got lots of shows to go to, yoga classes to take and snowboarding to do). I have to practice what I preach! I believe that making time for the stuff that brings great joy and inspiration into your life are just as important as everything else.
There are 15 hours of Rock Your Life-Line time available just for y’all to use in the next three months.
Here’s how the Rock Your Life-Line works:
- Purchase coaching time (Rock Your Life-Line minutes) with me for you or a loved one.
- When you need a unicorn for some coaching, support, cheerleading (I was a professional cheerleader for the NBA so I’m literally a professional cheerleader), heart-storming or advice, text the Rock-Your-Life-Line and let me know what you’re needing and approximately how much time you think you’ll need. If you don’t know, that’s ok too.
- If I’m available, I’ll respond, “Now?” and we’ll get to it right then. Sessions are conducted on Zoom, FaceTime or Skype.
- If I’m not available, I’ll respond letting you know when I am. (I have a very free schedule so I’m available more often than not.)
- We’ll continue to have sessions together until you’ve used up all your Rock Your Life-Line time.
- You must use all your Rock Your Life-Line minutes within three months of your purchase date. I’m open to exceptions if we discuss them right away.
- May be used by you or gifted to someone (they make great holiday gifts for your special someones)
These prices are a deep discount from my normal one one one rates and will likely not stay this low. Non-refundable. The Rock Your Life-Line will be open for coaching starting December 5th
10 minutes $33, 30 minutes $66, 60 minutes $111, 90 minutes $155 or 120 minutes $222
Why would you want to use the Rock Your Life-Line? Here’s the many reasons why:
I want my real life to feel as magical as a music festival.
I makes things really hard for myself. I want to surrender to the flow instead.
I want to change my career into something that makes me feel alive and fulfilled.
I need help with business/dream planning.
I’m in need of a cheerleader.
I’m looking for someone to believe in me.
I want to start seeing the bright side.
I want to organize a kick ass retreat and don’t know where to start.
I’m an entrepreneur need help coming up with a budget for a product I’m selling or a program or event I’m hosting.
I need help to develop and simplify my ideas and dreams into something that is financially and personally rewarding.
I stuck and don’t know which action steps I need to take to meet my goals.
I work for myself and I’m unsure how to organize my workday so I can get more done in less time.
I need to establish boundaries so my time and energy are respected.
I want to be more compassionate with myself.
I want to be more confident.
I know that I have a gift to share, but I’m not sure how to deliver it to the world.
I want feel grateful for what I DO have in my life.
I’m facing obstacles and I need help leaping over them.
I have difficult people in my life and I want to learn how to deal with them better.
I have a deep desire to be more creative.
I freak out a lot and I don’t like it.
I want the Universe to grant me with more time in the day.
I want be holistically healthier.
My life is complicated and I want to simplify things.
I’m sick and tired of being sick and tired.
Self-care. What’s that?!?!
I just want to be feel more joyful.
Let me be the unicorn you’ve been looking for!